The “Lunch Money Mafia Gang” is one of the most dangerous youth gangs in the world, the gang survives on the streets by stealing lunch money from poor innocent school children. Their trade mark crime “the soggy sandwich throw” is known to scatter schoolyards in seconds and often has children living in fear.  The Gang is run by the notorious @KirstyCarrot and her right hand “man” @Jess_Obese… no one knows her real name but it is said that she was raised by domestic house cats after being abandoned at birth.  The Lunch Money Mafia gang do a number of things to keep their story alive :

1. They write “comics” – these are really just short story’s of actual events that happen in the day-to-day lives of the gang members. These stories represent the street cred that this gang has, the control that they have, even though one of the gang members is a Ginger! These “comics” are a WARNING to anyone and everyone, GIVE US YOUR LUNCH MONEY! To view some of their risky comics click here.

2. They shoot “Videos” – these videos are a real life representation of what the gang is about, for lazy people who cannot read. Everyone should be made aware of the dangers of this gang, even people who can’t read. These videos will probably give you a good idea of how to defend yourselves if this horriffic gang ever arrives in your city! To view some of their short videos click here.

3. They fail Tests – Not only s the gang street smart, they are also book smart. Watch out asian kids, this gang will be taking your prize money as well as your lunch money this year! To see some of their test results click here.

The Gang is looking for sponsors for the up coming road trip… Click Here to view the road trip route.